Pickle martinis are on my top shelf

No way! Seinfeld is one of the funniest guys who's ever been in the funny world! The way the episodes wrap up at the end? Terrific writing. This poll must have been taken by a handful of teenagers.

Or people who do dirty/tough jobs and come home and sit on a sofa/pillows your face will soon be on

Having a child who is now old enough to run around.. hey us parents want to get out into the world too

That's alot of bud

I have an extended car warranty and it has just recently paid itself off

Fuck .. kidney stones ..

"lost"

Amen to that

Fifth Element is the best one

If the tires had the metal mesh sticking out the treads.. they WILL have a blow out. Maybe on the trip to the tire shop.

They have a couple challenging edition's that are very hard. I cannot find that 3rd unicorn anywhere! 21 traffic cones? I'll be damned..

Water

How about his brother being a giant media mogul

Let's see here .. hmm yes angry birds and zombies will do it for me.

I've officially requested the Halo 3 music playing at my funeral viewing.

Charlie's.. in the trees..

Something I think about - nuclear waste will be around much longer than any written language. How do we write a warning label in a format no one would recognize. Like Egyptian carvings on a wall.. what would it say that's universal. A simple skull?

I dislike dropping the F bomb in here for no real reason. Drops the value of the text

I just started playing the original borderlands for the second time.

Depends on the pizza

Something that has always stick with me. The attacker without the gun could disarm you and now they have it... one thing to have a gun. Another thing how to handle it. And to know when to use it!

Being among the redwoods are a life changing experience

What the Fuck?

Where the hell was this walk? Ohio railroad museum?