I've recently learned this big beautiful house along a river near my town was built by a man who developed an ointment treating sores on oxen who were being rubbed raw by harnesses pulling barges down the river.

Oh. Very clever

This could also be Negan at some point

Calm your tits

What's brown and sticky? .. a stick ..

Good ol IFR

The doctor has nothing to do with telling the patients. It's the coding that makes the medical world so off the wall.

Talk about a cheese sandwich

Saddle bags?

Oh man Washing dishes so your hands were to busy/wet to touch the remote.. fell your pain. I pay for YouTubetv but still need to pay for videos??

Last night around 10pm a helicopter flew pretty damn low over my house 4 times. This morning on facenovel.. it turns out a juvenile was lost (probably ran away) in the cold as hell 24* with a heavy 20mph wind. The cops were out in the very cold looking for a child in the middle of the night in helicopters.. those are the police officers I respect. Over worked and underpaid.

Time will tell

Oooo this will be entertaining

This actress looks a lot like another "actress" I know of

SpongeBob changed, his voice became horrible after a few seasons. Sesame street is on HBO And it jumps episodes from the 70s until the 2010s. Odd

That would be called the "new norm"

What about the people squished inside of the bus now. # peopleinsidebuslivesmattertoo

Supply and demand though.. they only have so many water bottles on a plane. If they were $.50 cents each and someone bought all of them no one else could have any. $6 let's only the top 1 percent have a few.

My birthday is Christmas. 1 out of 3 people say wow a Christmas baby! "That must be tough" I don't know any different is my reply.

Po . Ta . Toes

Clever girl

Let's discuss breast milk and how it Is the liquid gold of the woman's body. Nutrition, lotion for the skin .. lubricant for heavy machinery. Like cows.. keep pumping them/babies on them they keep on producing. Some caretakers were called wet nurses back in the past because women would stick around and produce milk for other women's kids. Mother's milk baby!! Anyone seen mad max? The truck was full of titty milk!

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally