I actually used to be stationed in Pearl Harbor, and we used to integrate its radar data into our system for a comprehensive picture.

The second sign from the left...

No, reality check. Also trying to prevent people from trying this and getting screwed over for some stupid prank. You could just bring really bad tasting brownies to work, then the message will get across; this constitutes a positive punishment which decreases the probability that your brownies get stolen in the future. Also, this method isn't illegal, and is still fun.

I am simply trying to show that there is such a thing as thinking deeper about what you read. In this case, you are the one that actually made up a meaning with "are we, as human beings, defined by the number of people we attract", I merely combined and simplified the statements. The original statements said nothing about attracting a large number of people to be the defining factor of being a human. In reference to your next question, it actually is your biological purpose to attract someone of the opposite gender, engage in sexual intercourse, and ensure the survival of your offspring. You are not "nothing" if you do not do this. Also, I do not need my mouth to be open in order to type; it does not surprise me that you do.

I am neither. I do biomedical science and biotechnology. Perhaps I am just used to analyzing to find a meaning. In my experience, most people are lazy and write the minimum amount they can, so the words mean much more than they explicitly say. There is nothing crazy or impossible about my logical extrapolation. Also, I do have the right to write or say anything that I want, and I accept the consequence that someone will whine to me about it.

Don't just read three words. Read the whole thing and figure out what it means. It implies that developing other traits, such as intelligence, sense of humor, loyalty, etc is what is important for success as a man/woman.

Then you should get a ticket. Actually, if I were the police officer, I would make sure that you got a ticket for everything you possibly could while I was there. Then it would discourage people from inconveniencing traffic by stopping at green lights out of petty, idiotic vindictiveness.

No, try thinking about what the statements mean, instead of being condescending (especially since you have no reason to feel superior, since you are both wrong and rude). If you need help thinking a bit more deeply about what it means to "fail as a man/woman", read my earlier comment.

The real statement is that if all you have is your possessions or your looks, then you are pretty much a failure at being a useful human being.

Not picking on whoever wrote it, but comparing two things that are not normally compared does not necessarily make it insightful. I think the movie In Time did about as good of a job with making the time to money metaphor as is conceptually possible.

No, you are just being too logical for most people.

From what I have seen garlog is straightforward, a bit confrontational, but is usually very logical. In short, he is a realist.

I suggest not buying the current editions. I often find the previous edition as a free PDF; the information it contains is almost all the same. However, if your professor assigns homework out of the particular book, you will have to buy it. In my experience, past the freshman level courses, most professors rely mainly on quizzes, tests, papers, presentations and such for grades. The tuition is the part that is killer. I lucked out by majoring in 2 science degrees, so I got decent scholarship support.

Read the next few words: "almost a century after he died"

You could download the image and cut off the junk at the bottom. If you care enough.

Shampoo, it seems like you went to a military school or something. You don't usually learn those first two things until after grade school.

No, most people just seek out even more useless information. For instance: anything about any celebrity, any sports stats (unless it is directly related to your job), music lyrics (unless you are a musician and it is your song), or whatever else passes for information these days. If you have ever actually watched the show, there are questions involving how to construct a proper sentence, how to solve basic math problems, and basic history. Unfortunately, there are too many adults that are less generally useful to society than a bunch of schoolchildren.