ThorntonBanghard

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Comic Con Win 7 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
If I can find a girl who would appreciate a marriage proposal at comic con, I'd marry the shit out of her. Where are all you nerdy girls? (Putting fake glasses on and holding an Xbox controller in your Facebook pictures doesn't count)
I put in a few bucks for a good cause 98 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Ever notice how beiber fans are always 'guests'?
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Bieber spitting on fans 95 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
He did, he called her a cunt aswell
Bieber spitting on fans 95 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
C'mon beliebers, defend him now....
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Touching feels 26 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Your biggest problem is that you have no worries at all and feel unworthy of these presents? Donate it to someone who needs it! Your dad obviously doesn't need it
Make the tea with a microwave 29 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Ah bless.... Guest thinks we care about his/her opinion.... So cute
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I couldn't tell which direction 8 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Someone that fat is facing the counter
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It's a valid point... Even though we're not supposed to care 7 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Well depending on your viewpoint I suppose it does. But princess Diana is not 100% royal if you're going to be picky. It's said she is descended from Charles II, from an illegitimate child, so there's no way to totally prove it.
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Naturally curly hairs! 24 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Ignore the guest, he/she has been writing about 'slave cocks' on a few submissions. I assume because they didn't have enough hugs growing up, and want attention to justify their life to themselves.
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Make the tea with a microwave 29 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Nope sorry, the ones who don't are fed to the queens corgi's or put to work in the acid mines
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Ok but just one 8 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
It's Nemi. A daily strip in the Metro free newspaper I believe
Make the tea with a microwave 29 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Wow. That was uncalled for and very rude...
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Make the tea with a microwave 29 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
You don't have kettles?! The first thing you do when you get your first place is get a kettle! The first thing that gets unpacked when you move is the kettle! Do the Americans find it weird that I have a kettle, a teapot, a tea caddy and a tea cozy?
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Guess what? Nothing will happen! -_- 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Agreed.
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Misalliance 5 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Gotta admire the dedication though
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Quiet atheists 34 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Agreed, I would love to join
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When I am trying to pull the blankets 7 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
We're all such losers you realise..... Punching ourselves. I bet you all drop your phone on your face in bed as well eh? ........
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Best girlfriend 16 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
You say that now..... Pictures or it didn't happen
Your choice 66 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Couldn't have put it better myself..... And I tried up there /\
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Military uniforms 14 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
I thank you kind sir/madam, your faith in me is not misplaced. If you want more badassery, feel free to check out the Mossad... Israeli special forces. They learn a form of martial arts called 'Krav Maga' which is all about damaging someone so brutally, quickly and finally that you can get away while they are still trying to reattach their jaws. They are taught to fight dirty, and always expect the ememy to have a hidden weapon, even if they have taken their primary weapon from them. As their final test, they have to clear a building full of 'enemies' (who are armed with loaded guns) with nothing but an empty M16. Also they have an unwritten rule that anyone who passes training without at least one knife wound from hand to hand training is a pussy.
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I can watch this all day 52 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Oh bless him, trying to act... Just like a big boy!
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Vitamins are important 5 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Wonder what the extra one is?....
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When u see it 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
It says fuck on the fish
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Joke is on ursula 10 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Silver and red? You are literally a silver fox... Lucky
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Joke is on ursula 10 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Just in red? Or does it come in any other colours?
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