Me when I have a kid 8 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
It's fucking histerical, I assistant manage a bar, and have been trying to get everyone to shout over each other for months!
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What the f*ck, man 11 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
Oooh that's harsh. It always tastes better when someone else makes it.
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What did you say to me?! 6 comments
Best feeling in the world 5 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
I humbly disagree...
As a man, I must say a piss shiver is a fucking fantastic feeling.
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As a man, I must say a piss shiver is a fucking fantastic feeling.
Places humans live 32 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
Plague inc. and Pandemic are the same game (pretty much). One was a flash game years ago. And it's been remade (optimised?) to work across many platforms, and as an app.
If you know what I mean... 22 comments
"Fortnight" 26 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
No it's just in there. Floating. Stewing up your already made tea. *shiver*
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If you know what I mean... 22 comments
If you know what I mean... 22 comments
Jason Statham is so diversified 22 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
It was an awesome character in 2000 in Snatch, but the same character for over a decade gets old quickly.
Just look at Danny Dyer.
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Just look at Danny Dyer.
Jason Statham is so diversified 22 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 10 years ago
He is very good at playing that 'Jason Statham' character....
Not much else.
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Not much else.
Was I the only one? 15 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
You took the pieces of a pun I had and turned them into gold.
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Edited 11 years ago
A polite way to tell someone they're dumb 2 comments
Would you like some chocolate 12 comments
I think I just made the most horrible joke ever 15 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
So I said to this girl,
With a face like a turd,
And a wooden leg-
Hop it shit face.
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With a face like a turd,
And a wooden leg-
Hop it shit face.
I think I just made the most horrible joke ever 15 comments
I think I just made the most horrible joke ever 15 comments