Condoms 18 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
It doesn't.... That's the point ....
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The safest wall 15 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
I don't think Mr Toast would agree..... I bet he's cutting off your warm and buttery padlock right now.
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Joke is on ursula 10 comments
CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch 8 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
He looks the shit Nick Nolte would force out after eating a plate of Gary Busey.
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The wedding games 4 comments
Condoms 18 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Ok, see your point but its not relative at all. Imagine I put a paper clip on your ankle, might be inconvenient but wouldn't hurt. Now imagine I put it on your nipple which has nerve endings far more sensitive. Certain condoms do feel like they're going to cut it off, especially the free 'mates' ones you get from sexual health clinics in England.
You should obviously always wear them with a new partner. But don't judge us on something you dont have ability to accurately comprehend. It would be like me claiming I know what it's like to have a period because I had to use suppositories for a while. Mildly related but not the same at all.
Out.
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You should obviously always wear them with a new partner. But don't judge us on something you dont have ability to accurately comprehend. It would be like me claiming I know what it's like to have a period because I had to use suppositories for a while. Mildly related but not the same at all.
Out.
Snail style 6 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Unless its a bird that pulls them from the shell with its beak that's designed to do that... Or a hedgehog, who have no problems breaking shells.
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Snail style 6 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Wouldn't painting them bright colours make them more easily visible to predators also?
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Bang on glass 7 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Kill it with my bare hands... Only then would I have the right to wear its skin as a trophy.
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Happiest polar bear 10 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
I assumed they did have snow... What was he walking on before he got the snow? Was he strolling around on gravel wondering what the fuck was going on?
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The perfect drug 8 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
C'mon darlin, first hug is free....
Ill give you a good rate after that
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Ill give you a good rate after that
The egg yolk is not the fetus 32 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
What about honey? It's from flowers but produced with 'Bee labour' for lack of a better phrase.
Do vegans eat honey?
Do vegans eat honey?
The perfect drug 8 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
I'd be the hugginest hug dealer in town. I'd wear a coat made of cushioned silk.
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People of facebook 5 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Also...... 'Like for respect'?! Just show your respect if you're truly upset. Don't use it to whore likes. I'm so glad I don't have a Facebook account.
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Baby breastfed by vegan mother dies 16 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Just checked out the full story and its crazier then it looks here.
If she'd have taken vitamin supliments the baby would have been fine, this is blind fanaticism almost.
When told by a doctor at the 9 month check up that the baby wasn't well and should go to hospital. They refused and treated the poor thing with cabbage poultices and washed it with clay and earth instead of giving it a bath..... What the fuck is wrong with people?
http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/29/vegans-trial-death-baby-breast-milk
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If she'd have taken vitamin supliments the baby would have been fine, this is blind fanaticism almost.
When told by a doctor at the 9 month check up that the baby wasn't well and should go to hospital. They refused and treated the poor thing with cabbage poultices and washed it with clay and earth instead of giving it a bath..... What the fuck is wrong with people?
http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/29/vegans-trial-death-baby-breast-milk
The egg yolk is not the fetus 32 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
People think its the fetus? I assumed that since the eggs you buy are unfertilised, there is no fetus involved at all.
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One directions fans 51 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Everything you just mentioned sucks balls, except perhaps The Offspring on a good day.
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Tv 13 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
It's a delicious marriage of pastry, soft steak pieces, onions and gravy. Anything that's worth eating in the UK has at some point been in a pie.
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Tv 13 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Seems right, here in the UK there is a documentary series about the poorer part of the town I grew up in. On the first episode a guy shaved his balls while being filmed.... Put me right off me steak pie.
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Oh vegans 14 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Thanks for the assist iccarus, I shall repay you with bacon someday
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