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Eye mutation 37 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Eyes can change colour, but it takes a long time for the change to happen fully and is linked to your growing (hormones for example, no one is 100% sure why)
Eyes reflect a certain amount of light, obviously, and because of the unique construction of the eye (it's sole purpose is to take in and filter light) varying intensities, hues and natures of light reflect differently, causing your eyes to look a different shade. Just being in a different room and wearing different coloured clothes changes the way light hits your eye.
I did a lot of research after my ex told me, straight faced, that she could change her eye colour at will and I called bullshit. Hope this helps.
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Im sure all brits have their favourite tea cup 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Maybe once you've taken a few, everything looks like that
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$2 iPad holder 8 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
First world problems eh?
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High five? 4 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Well I know a bit of Pokey always makes my day 10x better!
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Im sure all brits have their favourite tea cup 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Yes we do, and tea never tastes as good in a different one
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4 heads 1 face 7 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Virgins
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Your choice 66 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Or you could eat delicious and move your fat ass to lose some weight every now and then......
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You Know It's Summer When... 13 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
This is far more than 368 hotdogs, this is constant eating for years. You'd think she'd stop when it became hard work standing up from a chair, but she powered through and kept on eating. She's dedicated at least.
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You Know It's Summer When... 13 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
How could you ever let yourself get like that?
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"the big d" 3 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
I'm English.... I have no knowledge of your customs, they seem strange and alien to me
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Military uniforms 14 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
You're welcome, I like to acknowledge badassery in all it's forms
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Life hack for the short-sighted 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Doesn't work
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Can't we just give him a medal already? 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Pretty sure all 3 of these guests are the same person. This interview was funny as fuck. She tried to tell him he was immoral for masturbating and god would punish him, so he told her he was going home to masturbate thinking about her..... Which is pretty much the best comeback for any conversation
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Seriously why? 9 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
What if they have a 3GS? With only one camera?
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Military uniforms 14 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
That's the Swiss guard, they're from Switzerland but serve as a Papal force in the Vatican. and you don't want to mess with them, they're fucking badass. They have very strict acceptance policies.
Those big Halberd (part spear, part giant axe)? Yeah, they're trained to use them, they're not for show, they are also highly trained with assault rifles and pistols. And they wear the heaviest uniform of any modern military unit.
Boom, knowledge for you.
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In your face, mom! 7 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
It's a well known fact that 96% of these are fake.
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Paris Hilton has a solution to the global financial crisis 4 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Fuck you Hilton, you're stupid and a shit lay, we've all seen the tape.
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I'll miss them both 11 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Ooooh..... To soon?
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War on drugs 5 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
After this made me sad, I spent all my money on Drugs to feel better
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Ridiculously photogenic convicts 18 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
They'd all get it though, I'd like to offer my services as a conjugal visitor for all of them
How to wear a hat 2 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Hmmm.... It'd be funnier if he smashed through the table
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How to sing f*ck Tha Police 2 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
That was pretty fucking funny
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Eye mutation 37 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Also leaves you pretty much devoid of body hair and, more open to the mutations that cause cancer......
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When a girl changes in front of you 12 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
Or she's so slutty that she doesn't care
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Smart Smurf 14 comments
thorntonbanghard · 11 years ago
(Katy Perry, none of the others before some smart arse makes a comment to that effect)