Smart Smurf 14 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
I'd wear her like an oxygen mask for the sexually deprived
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Fine 6 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Why is everyone loving Alan rickman's voice suddenly? How about Christopher Walken?
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In a parallel universe 5 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
I hate these 'in a parallel universe' memes, almost as much as those 'if you read this backwards it's the story of' ones.
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Favorite part 9 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
It's from 'Team America. World Police' pretty funny film. All puppets, which makes the sex scene something to see.
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'Murica! 27 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Agreed, would bang her both times, it'd be rougher when she was skinny and angry. But she'd be more willing to go the extra mile when chubby and happy.
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Where did logic go 18 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Except we don't call them periods because that's fucking stupid. It's a full stop.
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Where did logic go 18 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Hahaha. You ended your period joke with a bunch of periods.....
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This is called the "first date" bench 3 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Cool idea, if it tested them for STI's and gave you a beer for Dutch courage as well you could charge for its use.
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Beauty 46 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
If you look at her lips she looks like she's smiling.... But she's dead behind the eyes
This guy deserves a toast 11 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Also in certain stores in the UK do bread with no end pieces, it's much more expensive though
This guy deserves a toast 11 comments
Half empty or half full, it doesn't matter 1 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
Doesn't matter if the glass is half empty, if you drink it quick enough you still might get a little buzz
Interesting facts about everything 10 comments
thorntonbanghard
· 11 years ago
1 - The last one used to be true, because of the coca leaves it was made from (hence 'coca cola' as it contained cocaine)
2 - the fact that you swallow spiders in your asleep is a myth. They're not desperate to die!
3 - Ostriches do not put they're heads underground, when they're young they stretch they're necks out on the ground so they don't catch the attention of predators before they are developed enough to run away.
Just sayin.......
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2 - the fact that you swallow spiders in your asleep is a myth. They're not desperate to die!
3 - Ostriches do not put they're heads underground, when they're young they stretch they're necks out on the ground so they don't catch the attention of predators before they are developed enough to run away.
Just sayin.......
Seriously owned 3 comments
