He's calling you a fucking mug

I feel for you is basically what I'm getting at

There's a guy who gets on my bus who smells very strongly of piss, always sits next to me, no matter where I am. Even tried the bag on the seat leaving lots of other seats open, never works

I bet she only smiles when she wants something. Like its so rare, that its seen as special. She wants a bigger paycheque? Boom! Smile!
But she doesn't smile for us, the public, as she deems us unworthy. We need her far more than she needs us.
We need her for our meme's, and to take our pleasure in casting her down.
Millions of teenage girls need her for the movie that made their ginies tingle.
And she know fucking knows it.
Look at that smug bitch.

I sent this to every ginger guy i know

Ill try...

She's definitely the sort of girl who'll say that, then turn up at your house randomly at 2am, crying and asking why you hate her

Try not to cry.
Fail.
Cry a lot.

Nice post

Hmm... I believe it

Eventually, with the room so full of cats that the very walls are straining, all the windows explode and cats rain down from above in a shower that has no end....
Pretty sure that's how the Internet was created