We are so healthy! 7 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Best bet in that situation is roll them all in a pile. A pile is less likely to be attacked. Then go off on a side quest while they sleep it off.
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I need backup now! 16 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Damn right it's a Christmas movie.
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Deutsche QualitäT. B*tch 11 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
When all the histories are written. Thatcher will get more positive notice than Merkel.
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Oh. I assure you the law bends to many peoples will. Frequently and often. Not mine necessarily. But it does bend. And speeding is not always illegal. But impeding traffic is. If you impede traffic by being in the wrong lane and it results in a fatality because three miles back the ambulance got caught in traffic you caused because..."Hurr Durr Durr I'm going the speed limit so I'll block traffic." You just became guilty of manslaughter. You might not get charged. But you may have actually killed someone because you are an asshole.
Found this on marvel fan group 5 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I do wish we could have kept her like Loki. I know it's impossible. But still.
This just happened in my small town 6 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
And tomorrow every mom in town is gonna be in line to hi-five the kids. That will last about a week. Some of them will meet for wine and talk. A couple maybe 6 will find out there husbands are cheating. 2 won't care. A dozen will reconsider their youthful exploratory days. This will result in more communication between mothers. But sadly in a few weeks the Lollipop Lady still won't be high fiving the kids.
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Stroker Ace was born to race he had a mean streak two feet wide
A son of a gun with a taste for fun and more than his share of pride
Take a dirt road curve with a devils nerve make a car dance across the mud
Haulin? shine was his regular line till the track got in his blood
A son of a gun with a taste for fun and more than his share of pride
Take a dirt road curve with a devils nerve make a car dance across the mud
Haulin? shine was his regular line till the track got in his blood
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I do part time welding. I literally pay for my part time job during winter pulling idiots back up onto the Interstate. And it's all cash.
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
No. No. No. No one should break the speed limit. But if you driving the speed limit, Get in the lane nearest the exit. Because I may choose to break the law. Something you wouldn't do. Something I wouldn't encourage you to do. But I might. So stay over there with the sheep. Everything will work out so much better if you just get out of the way.
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Jesus the expert on Rule 13 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I thought I had lost all hope for humanity. But this post made me think. The poster is clearly disturbed that Jesus had to observe an individual masturbating to Waluigi. Forget the fact that Romans shoved spears heated in fires into the anus of men, women and children while masturbating over them as they cooked from the inside out. Forget that Genghis Khan killed a million men and had sex with all their wives and daughters. Well he didn't have sex with all of them. He gave most of them away.Stalin, Hitler, Mao. But somehow an individual thinks Jesus would be stunned by a basement dwelling mouth breather relieving themself to Waluigi.
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One of the last TV shows currently on air defending dark humor, without giving a s***t 23 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Y'know I almost found that entire quote disturbing until I realized that Vince McMahon is bringing back the XFL.
One of the last TV shows currently on air defending dark humor, without giving a s***t 23 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
@scatmandingo ยท 26 minutes ago
@this_isntme The point is that if the person in the left lane is going 60mph when the speed limit is 60mph then they are not in your way.
Actually they are. They are blocking the flow of traffic. If everybody in the right hand lane is going 60 mph, that's where they should be. See all in a little line. GTFO of the left lane. They are in the way of my illegal quest to traverse Coors Beer from Texarkana to Atlanta. Or maybe my quest to win the Cannonball Run. Maybe I just want to get from point A to Point B. They should get out of the way. It's not a right to hold up traffic. As a matter of fact, it's against the law. If you are driving the speed limit then move to the right with all the other folks driving the speed limit. And Get Out of My Way.
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@this_isntme The point is that if the person in the left lane is going 60mph when the speed limit is 60mph then they are not in your way.
Actually they are. They are blocking the flow of traffic. If everybody in the right hand lane is going 60 mph, that's where they should be. See all in a little line. GTFO of the left lane. They are in the way of my illegal quest to traverse Coors Beer from Texarkana to Atlanta. Or maybe my quest to win the Cannonball Run. Maybe I just want to get from point A to Point B. They should get out of the way. It's not a right to hold up traffic. As a matter of fact, it's against the law. If you are driving the speed limit then move to the right with all the other folks driving the speed limit. And Get Out of My Way.
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
So it's great to be back in Texas, where the speed limit on the interstate is 70 miles an hour, unless your in an 18 wheeler then it's 65 miles an hour, unless it's at night then it's 60 miles an hour, unless you're in a big car with a trailer then it's 55 miles an hour.. and they do this because having everybody drive the same speed on the same road, just doesn't make sense..
I'm surprised they make em drive the same direction...
I'm surprised they make em drive the same direction...
I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
This seems interesting 9 comments
One of the last TV shows currently on air defending dark humor, without giving a s***t 23 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
rEPORT OF THE wEEK! 5 comments
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
This is also the dumbass you have to help because they didn't know the bridge freezes first.
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this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Unless you are passing people in the right hand lane Get the FUCK out of the way. You don't have to speed. You don't even have to drive fast. But unless you are passing someone in the right hand lane, move over. IT'S THE LAW. If I'm breaking the law and getting your panties in a knot then maybe the police will explain that to me. In the mean time Get Out Of The Fucking Way.
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This seems interesting 9 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I do so love Italian boots. They have the ability to keep weather and fluids outside without losing their sheen or luster. And they keep everything inside warm and comfortable.
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