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The Dutch are water benders 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So to defeat the Dutch we just drop an iceberg in there. and they drown because as it melts the water can't get out.
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Meanwhile in Australia 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Hmm, Depends on if you get that American Male Quigley to come down under.
https://youtu.be/K0xwTAJROW4
Bilingual People Will Know the Struggle 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
There are literally 3 people on the planet that i would let have some of my internal organs just for a one night date. No pre-sets, no rules. Just hey dinner and you get a kidney or a liver. This is one of my three.
Wow, this has blown my mind 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That is so ....
This puppy looks like it accidentally opened the front facing camera 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Hey yo... I ate all the brownies and then the Oreos.
No dating for the Batman 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
But only one, never two. That would be balanced.
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Russia must be cool too 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
Mr. Krabs
Meanwhile in Australia 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Just keep the dingoes away from your babies.
Oh shit! 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Is she Asian?
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I didn't come there only for the plot 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Does someone really care why they have found themselves on "The Couch?" I'm pretty sure anybody that clicked on the link knows how this is gonna end. Exposition is great for Disney and Harry Potter. Nobody is looking for a backstory when we know the vid is 8 minutes and 23 seconds.
Evil has a face 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Besides Voldemort, she is the only other character in the series to leave a lasting scar on Harry Potter's body. As the head of the Muggle-born Registration Commission, and appears to have written a leaflet called "Mudbloods and the Dangers They Pose to a Peaceful Pure-Blood Society",
Novelist Stephen King, writing as a book reviewer for 11 July 2003 Entertainment Weekly, noted the success of any novel is due to a great villain, with Umbridge being the "greatest make-believe villain to come along since Hannibal Lecter...
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Brenden Fraiser is cool n all, but never forget alan rickman 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Rickman's Ed the painter in January Man is so perfect.
title 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Tori: I went from a's to D's!
Jade: Phhphhttt I did that in middle school.
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title 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I would buy a brand new pair of scissors and a shovel, then hand her $500 dollars to drive me through the desert to Las Vegas.
This has taken me a while to learn 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah.. Uhm you might want to revisit that Woody Allen thing.
In January 1992, Farrow found nude photographs of Previn in Allen's home. Allen, then 57, told Farrow that he had taken the photos the day before, approximately two weeks after he and Previn had first engaged in sexual intercourse.[14] Farrow contends that she broke off her relationship with Allen in 1992 following her discovery of the affair;
My current financial status 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Nom, Nom
Anne hathaway 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Ahah. She secretly takes small doses of all the poisons every day to buildup a tolerance.
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Anne hathaway 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Because nobody could poison the last food after the others eat. I've seen way too many Alfred Hitchcock movies.
I need this book badly 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And hire two "little people" to be your kids at the soccer game.
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At least people trust my work then 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Maybe You shouldn't have invested the time. In the long run , No One Cares. The only people you fed were the moronic imbeciles that graded your papers. And they don't care because another crop of morons are right behind you.
It also works for squirrels 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
OK. But why wouldn't I just sip my cocoa and watch them outside through the window?
Put some ice on that burn 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Floating does not equal swimming. Falling in a river to show up at the Brunch buffet at some tavern a couple of K downstream using an inflatable, that's not swimming. Oh , the bus driver back up says you didn't pay last week.
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