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Everyone needs to learn this move 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Looks like some WWE move. Best bet is punch them in the groin. Then punch them in the throat and then grab the groin and kick them in the face.
Birthday in college 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Well I'm glad Hostess got bought out of bankruptcy. I wouldn't want to see what you would do with a bunch of Snowballs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeS6DvyLScE
Old Building Surrounded Didn't Want To Sell The Property 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I bet when they have an ice storm that's a great place to drink cocoa and watch morons try to drive.
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Accurate 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
He was right. Back a century ago 14 was when you better get your shiat sorted. Now it's 23 or later. And it's not just guys. Girls are in the same "Princess" mode. I think once you get to high school you should be free range. "Here's $100. go find somewhere to sleep and I'll see you on Saturday."
Personal strainer 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yes you should have.
This has taken me a while to learn 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So a rapist that advocates against rape is all cool?
How about if Woody Allen suddenly says "Don't marry your daughter."
Kevin Spacey says "Uhm don't grab guys junk."
Pamela Anderson says" Ahhh, yeah, Maybe I should have kept it in my pants."
And all the Khardashians retweet it. And offer everybody a Pepsi.
B-roll burgular 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Dude needs to commit or quit.
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Hired for being Honest... Way to go! 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
As a former McDonald's General Manager I would have turned this down. However I did once hire a young lady without looking at her application because she had purple hair. She wanted night shift and she got night shift.
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Being romantic 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
While the Perseid meteor shower is falling as we nestle in a hot spring that overlooks a Norwegian Fjord with a glacier waterfall.
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Your highness 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I call people Ma'am and Sir because I was raised properly.
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Spidey's Life Is Tough 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Tony and Bucky can't as well.
Literally 9 minutes later 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You do realize Indians are in Asia, right?
Ripples created by helicopter 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And still they gave us this.
https://youtu.be/StTqXEQ2l-Y
Ripples created by helicopter 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And you knew this was coming
https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM
This road in Wyoming 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Shhh, they just use that to find us.
It's a weapon 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Could you imagine a 120mph hash brown to the face? That'd be a bit more than a red mark.
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SSS Bob Barker disrupted Japanese whale poachers from illegally refueling 27 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And....nobody can prove they're incorrect. And they were legally refuelling. They should have sunk the Barker and said Whoops.
Someone stole a porch 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You still got the Lions. Until they move to Birmingham.
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This road in Wyoming 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
But Vermont's kinda small. And socialist. So there.
What??!! 34 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Carry a Towel and Don't Panic.
It's a weapon 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Hash slinging is completely different from Hash Brown slinging.
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Ripples created by helicopter 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's two helicopters, Ace.
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This road in Wyoming 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Best state to travel to so you can say " never saw a human."
Diablo Immortal Q&A - dO YoU gUyS nOt hAvE pHoNeS?! 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah they f-d up
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The train tracks won't let the water escape 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Time. It's all about time. Sweety.
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