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He answered 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Uhm yeah . No real man goes half way. All in or a laugh. That'd be like telling her you have a Ute and you got a moto.
Cutest designer 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That is when she said "Everything's fine.Just fine." And you just said "OK."
U no sei 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pretty sure is an attack helicopter.Call them Apache.
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Cutest designer 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
In for a penny, in for a pound.
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Over sharing 49 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Ohhh , in headphones that's nice.
Over sharing 49 comments
Maybe both 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Dude . He's takin 'the weed to his girl. She texted "I'm home and the parents are away."
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And my lights turning on and off 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I'm laughing my ass off. I can just picture Luna Lovegood randomly saying "belicalis azmanzar". And some shiat happens and HWSNBN(Yes we know his name) is transported into the future. And now we get new books and movies.
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*insert Thank you* 21 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Geez and I thought they were Canadian. My bad.
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this_isntme · 6 years ago
Oooh, look at the fruitcake giving us baking instructions.
And then she'd beat me up 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Geez.When they came out with the nightlight for the Gameboy it was ,well it wasn't. But it was a reasonable short term substitute.
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Dial up 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So when did fake orgasms become dial up memes?
Murica 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
This dude dooing the work we don't want to do. Give him respect
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And then she'd beat me up 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I would give up my soul.
https://youtu.be/1P_BlUY2eF4
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this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look, I'm just semi-crazy. I clean my house and I scrub my toilet. That doesn't mean you aren't going to end up in a tub of acid somewhere in South Jersey. So, we down or what?
Mmm dominoes 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look at Sally from accounting on the end, only time she'll be a ten.
Large Octopus Houdini escapes through the tiniest hole 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
People forget that the only solid part on the animal is the beak.
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I'll give you my kidney 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Tiny giraffes. That's the thing. Giraffes the size of sheepdogs.
I'll give you my kidney 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Kidneys are only like 10K on the market. Or so I'm told by a cousin who knows somebody.
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Best car show ever made 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Based on the wrinkles around his eye, this is the oldest pirate I have ever seen.
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Looking at my grades I think stripping is a way to go 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Y'know. If you reverse this its a woman climbing down as a stripper and ending in sadness.
Ugh. I hate my modern art class.
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Looking at my grades I think stripping is a way to go 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look at us thinking about the side stuff. How the hell she gonna dig through that turf up top?
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Looking at my grades I think stripping is a way to go 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I'm thinking that's a bra cup she caught on a root. But you be you.
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