Well clearly that will solve the problem.

You don't want it. He spends the entire time discussing why ice cream flavors are non-sexual, chocolate can be white or black and "It's entirely possible that you are "something-sexual" but how can you know until you have ridden this?

Nah. You put it one block off and next to a bar. That way they have a seashell to take home and they don't get sand in their beer.

Wasn't the second serious relationship of his life the monkey?

Nah. You get points.
40 points for youngsters or toddlers under 12
100 points for the over 75s

No. I'm guessing you are in the majority. Technology is great, when it works. It's when it doesn't work that we all get awkward. Some get frustrated, some get angry and some get embarrassed.

Don't forget to take the staple out.

Well if it was in the USA there would have to be an elevator for disabled and handicapped and a bathroom at the top for people that couldn't hold their water.

I'm always confused about how to buy underwear for female sons. Boyshorts seem mysogynistic.

I already paid $200K and a house. It'll never happen and I'm happy now.

Uhmmm no if you break it it's escape not insanity.

I literally cut and pasted that from a Jehovah's Witness website. But I'll take that cup of tea.