So mom doesn't worry while I'm at school 6 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
OK where's the other Busch Light? 'Cause I can count to twelve.
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This should be standard everywhere 13 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
That design should have a small spoon half and a two pronged fork half. Ice cream ,noodles,that one time your cousin ordered Indian food.
Life hacks 12 comments
Lady gaga 11 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
And even if we ignore everything else, including the fact she looks like she should be searching for the lost copy of the Constitution, they photoshopped her boobs way too much.
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Soviet Typhoon Class, the biggest submarine ever made (there's a man on the deck) 4 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
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Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
Lady gaga 11 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Maybe it's like a necklace that goes from one side of her top to the other?
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Monophilia is wrong 21 comments
Is this the face of a sad man? 13 comments
Is this the face of a sad man? 13 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
The way we work it out is My wife gets every night except Thursday. And my gf only gets 12 hours on Thursday. It's simple, create a system and stick to the rules.
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Walmart works in mysterious ways 8 comments
All of the looks non of the brains 14 comments
All of the looks non of the brains 14 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Oh, great. Next you'll tell me the isle of Lesbos isn't a thing and Sirens don't actually want me to wreck my ship.
Thanks alot.
Thanks alot.
Is this the face of a sad man? 13 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
This almost never ends well.
Women will straight up count the time. "You spent twelve more minutes with her than me! What? I'm not worth twelve minutes?"
And that's how it all fell apart.
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Women will straight up count the time. "You spent twelve more minutes with her than me! What? I'm not worth twelve minutes?"
And that's how it all fell apart.
B*tch get a real plumber 3 comments
Random quotes for the day! 4 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
And you know what else. I'm almost ...I am usually...OK almost nothing triggers me. But when did people forget that lose and loose are two different words?
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