Damn I have to set that in my calendar. And tell Alexa and Siri and OK Google and @Rosalinas and @CyCy.

I straight up tell the amazing and wonderful individuals that work ....with me, Hey if you lie you have to remember what you lied about and when you lied and who you lied to. You want that stress? Just tell the truth.If you didn't kill anybody you'll be alright. And if you did we can hide the bodies.

OK, you have to admit "He was so hot steam looked cool." is an awesome line.

I would straight up buy nachos and eat them in front of him.

You know what? If this guy can throw bananas on Rainbow Road and dump that chick that always gets kidnapped, I'm in.

Yeah, because this was so totally not staged.

That second cheetah is "Ok, Where did you get a box?"

WTH heir? So you can pull his child?

This is so true. I can ignore the alarm but I am going to have to go.

Is that even a cat?I'm pretty sure it's a puddle.
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@Rosalinas.

Every time.
But I have to say my local cops do a great job with mugshots.

Wow, I broke one of those over the weekend. Wait?? You said dishes. Yeah, we're all good.