This_IsntMe

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Perfect fit 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
10/10 would mini hat again.
I'm guessing Earl has seen some jzkhfguhiuh stuff.
He's a good boi.
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That's some neat space saving design 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
How much did they pay the people in this photo to climb those steps? Because this is so stupidly insane no actual person would think that this is actually a place.
It's an artpiece. It was created for a photo.Move along...nothing to see here.
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Apple watch 4 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Never gonna happen. Unless you buy the add-on.
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Talking to the vent 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
OK. Is this the vent where you are doing Radon ventilation? Because if she's talking to the vent she's gonna need some help. We are talking Atomic # 86. She could be breathing cancer. And instead you took a photo.
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Calculated by a girl 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yes @cycy that is why the newsgirl hangs out with the turtles in a sewer.
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Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The first part is that you never get caught.
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It was a trap 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Did anyone else just read this in Frances McDormand's voice?
As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Well shiat. At least that means we don't have to deal with a King Charles again.
Snuggeling kittens 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I read that as smuggling kittens. And I was looking for a place to sign up.
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As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look, I'm not even trying to defend this person. But you are a dumb ass stupid head moron if you think someone built a pyramid since Queen Elizabeth was born.
It was a trap 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Dude we need to hangout. You can get caught in the women's bathroom several times. Each night.
Coincidence? 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You. I .. We.... You realize we.... Arghh... I'll get back to you
Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Oh,sorry . You creep the way you want. I'm just a Doctor that helps people with their problems.
Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look , you could creep around all the time as long as you didn't touch . You could ask. "Hey can I put my finger in here?"And if she's old enough to actually say yes, You are gold.
Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
@Bethorien. I .....I like you let's don't . You are a wonderful person. But we both know that cars are being dunked in trap holes and the press is taking pictures. Please, let's .
Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The winds are 40 to 45 MPH. It's a windstorm and it's over and you are just feeding the media.
Coincidence? 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Drop Bears are not common in Canada. But they will F U up in Australia.
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Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
There are several individuals I would like to stick a pumpkin up their ass.
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Family reunion 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Exactly. .Just pose for the camera and keep saying What???
Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Hey, settle. New Orleans is a bowl. I never said anything different. The fact that people want to make bank and sell commercials when absolutely nothing is going on is my problem.
Is this true 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Does that actually work? @me
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It was a trap 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Nah, do the new thing. Step out and say"Hello fellow ladies." I'm just one of you , gonna walk over here and wash my hands.
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Is this true 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Whoa , whoa, Hawww. Did she just say that guys that like Ford Mustangs are the same as those girls that we never google/Bing that do the thing with you know uhmmm.
Mom, I told you not to interrupt me when I'm watching Animal Planet! 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Oh, look at you all cutsey. This chick would throw a croc at you and snear as she shouts "Game On!."
An attempt to overturn Google 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And this is why I dump my Bing searches every night. We do not need to know if Riley Reid actually did that. And don't get me started on Sasha Grey/Gray. And I have no idea how I went from watching something on Youtube to vintage German pron. I mean I must have accidentally typed some thing in.
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