Family reunion 8 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
It actually is better if you Bing it. Not trying to make you freak flag fly, that's @Rosalinas job.
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Mom, I told you not to interrupt me when I'm watching Animal Planet! 8 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
You know what. There are several things I could type. And I do in fact want to do so , however, this young woman has genes to blame and she has a beautiful smile. So how about we cut her a break and don't make her the next Olsen twin.
Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
It's a small wind. People are buying into the media "Weather Channel" "Accuweather". It's a small storm and people are being inconvenienced because asshats are making it a big thing. Until the media decided to make storms a "Big Event" most folks just closed their windows. This is not the next Katrina.It's a slow moving rain shower in the Carolinas.
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Oprah knows whassup 5 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I approve of your law and I fully support your candidancieing stuff. I'd vote for you! Whooo!!!! Go whatever place you're from!!
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Anon stays at a girls place 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I don't judge. But Xbell is the non- Milf that's a Milf. There are girls out there that would be all up in that.
As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
She's actually quite eloquent. She is from a time when people spoke politely. She is a bad ass in a car though.
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Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
You do realize that that is fewer than the average death toll per day in the Carolinas? There are actually fewer dead people than normal.
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Disgrace to the family 2 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Mushu: My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.
[Mushu's eyes move towards Mulan's chest; she smacks him]
Mushu: Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
[to Cri-Kee]
Mushu: Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...
[Mulan covers his mouth with her hand]
Mulan: Stop. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.
Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
[to the horse, Khan]
Mushu: Let's move it, heifer.
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[Mushu's eyes move towards Mulan's chest; she smacks him]
Mushu: Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
[to Cri-Kee]
Mushu: Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...
[Mulan covers his mouth with her hand]
Mulan: Stop. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.
Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
[to the horse, Khan]
Mushu: Let's move it, heifer.
Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I don't know that metric stuff . But a friend said you just double it and add 30. So 46,double it, that's 92 and add 30 that's 122. And I asked about beer and he's like"yeah just double it and add 30." So a six pack is ....uhm 6 and 6 is twelve and add 30 that's 42 metric beers. And I'm ok with that.
Mother nature please 36 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
It's a 1. Or as we used to say when I lived in Alabama a breeze.
for a laugh at the Weather Channel.
https://twitter.com/CheatMtn/status/1040679254546161664
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for a laugh at the Weather Channel.
https://twitter.com/CheatMtn/status/1040679254546161664
Damn it, Fisto 1 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
There was a German porn joke here and I'm getting married next week so I can't follow through.
Anon stays at a girls place 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
The unfortunate part is that I know the XBellringer connection.
https://youtu.be/CljYlUJRUEQ
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https://youtu.be/CljYlUJRUEQ
Oprah knows whassup 5 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Slow down. There's the "Don't look at me yet" phase and the "Hang on, I'm almost finished peeing " part. And then the" OMG I have to brush my teeth" part. After that you have to make coffee or tea and read the paper.
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The Rock is a great man 1 comments
We don't want another forest fire 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I'm ok with a bounty on any Ed Sheeran lookalike. But those cute freckled girls that I can not understand because they all sound like Merida from that one Disney movie with the bear that isn't Winnie the Pooh, yeah let's keep those.
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Think about that 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
He made two. It's a rule.
You know when the first tractor race happened?
When the second one rolled off the assembly line.
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You know when the first tractor race happened?
When the second one rolled off the assembly line.
The horror 1 comments
You don't need boobs for a cool cosplay 23 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Which part? It's mostly just belts and a cape. You need a kerchief for the face mask . If it's the helmet that you are having trouble with, good luck.
You don't need boobs for a cool cosplay 23 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
I didn't mean to come away as a jerk. I also believe makeup artistry is and can be amazing. I tend to stay away from props. I do understand that there is a segment that is moving in that direction. And I'm not some guy adjusting his onion belt and shouting at the sky. Over the years I've gone to various Cons as a Viper pilot(from the 1980's Galactica), Boba Fett (that's a helmet and a tunic), Rocky Balboa, Robin Williams character from Jumanji. I even did Tony Danza from Taxi. But nobody got it. They thought I was an Uber driver from NY.
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When she asks for a fancy dinner 2 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Hamburger Royale, pomme frites and a Moet Chandon? Where and when should I leave my boots?
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2D vs 3D 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
It's the Americanized version. I was amazed at how much smoking went on in One Piece when I got the Japanese version. In the American version it's lollipops everywhere. Oh, and I'm kinda diggin 3D now that we have slowly moved away from Lara, futa and that Soria chick.
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Can't... Look... Away 2 comments
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