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this_isntme


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Tony Stark is the hero 22 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Haven't seen Infinity War. Did she just get wise that Aunt May is hot?
Hot single mum 1 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You know what? I'd trade folding laundry for a grilled cheese and tomato soup. And I would even make sure her blinker fluid was topped up.
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Supersized doggo 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The other dog is so done with this shiat.
The only thing you should do 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
It would be unfortunate if she accidentally drowned while she was doing that. Especially if she dropped a hair dryer in the tub. Just sayin'
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You don't need boobs for a cool cosplay 23 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Money... there is no talent in this. And it isn't even money. It's two servos to cover the eyes and a servo to drop the shield. She can't walk around after this. It's all for a 10 second show. Yes I'm salty. I actually spend time on my cosplay.
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Tony Stark is the hero 22 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pepper stepped away after a point. Have you not noticed he missing? She's running the business but she knows she can't run Tony. When he grows up he'll catch up to her.
Tony Stark is the hero 22 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah, Tony DGAF. He's been down the rabbit hole and he came out the other side. He just wants his friends to live.
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Shaving 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look. Slow down and back TF up. You can observe your armpit, and ankle. But you are just prayin' and gamblin' when you do the asshole and ball shave.
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Shadows can be deceiving 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That's what they want you to think....Comrade.
Advertising done right. 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Slow down and back up....... You are in court and this Bi..individual represents you. You just sit on your arse. Game over she puts the eight in the side pocket.
Drunk 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Sugar. It has sugar in it. It's a depressant. But it has sugar as a side stimulant. Think Red Bull and vodak.
So sweet 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I'm all into purple and my future ex said blue and I was all "Uhm, which blue?"Because reasons.
Please don't make me come 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I like Riley. But her eyebrow game is so hit and miss.
Please don't make me come 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
She can fill in so many positions.
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Fox hahaahah 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
There are three novels here and one short story. You decide.
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Makes sense 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
It's not the reporters it's the people on graphics. The reporters are trained monkeys that just read what is in front of them. The people on graphics and in dir/Pro are generally the dumbwads.
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This water bridge 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah DisneyWorld is a buncha water bridges.
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I'm lovin' it 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The drive thru guy has the can in his hand.
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Fuken sneakybois 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I just read this as "Me" being Rapunzel and the clerk being Merida.
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I'm lovin' it 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Why is there whipped cream in an ice cream cone?
Why aren't we funding this...?? 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Because it's common on Greyhound buses and most European trains? Why would we fund it?
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Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I love how in an era before product placement everything is perfectly placed.
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I've got you mum! 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Bet she's named Martha.
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Don't mess with Dad 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Headshot! Boom!
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Black hair banned in Africa 26 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
How can stating that naked natives with no political structure be oversimplifying? They were indigenous natives. They seldom wore clothing. They had no actual political structure, The group structure was familial. The Europeans just organised them and then lost control.
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