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this_isntme · 6 years ago
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
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Decent song 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah, it ain't gonna happen. I actually admire people that think she is an artist. They are like the people that look at things at MOMA and think,"These folks have a future."
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Soldier adopts a kitten in the midst of a war 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
We all seek a moment of solace in the midst of chaos.
2018...This_IsntMe.
Faux news 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
peroid?
Millions of ants form a living bridge to attack the enemy 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Know what will make your spine cold? You are in a boat leaving a flooded area and a raft, yes a raft, of ants floats by you as you go downstream. Ants literally build ant rafts of themselves and float along as the floodwaters rise.
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A sandstorm over the Sahara desert 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I knew they had droids on Tatooine, but they have drones for photos as well? Allrighty then.
Almost made it 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So posting that on someone's social status without permission as a representative of the police isn't an invasion of privacy or misuse of authority? They had no right to post on anybody's social media just because they had a phone. It's clearly a violation of civil rights and should result in civil court action.
Japan is truly gorgeous 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I think the downvotes are because the water looks like the slime that Nickelodeon used to drop on people.
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Almost made it 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
"You may have lost us jumping those fences. But you dropped something" isn't Hey we found your phone, come pick it up. @Scatmandingo. I fail to see may have dropped something anywhere in the post. It's a direct statement that the individual dropped something. And since they didn't catch anyone they have no evidence that the individual did. So if you lose your phone and a person picks it up and runs from the police and the person drops it. It's all fun and games if the police post on your social media , right?
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Faux news 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
They are. They are guilty of proving that NASA can spend $400 Million and get 14 years of use out of it. Instead of a few months.
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One word! 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So old Norm Macdonald did it 15 years ago on Saturday Night Live.
Almost made it 13 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Whoever had the phone may or may not have been Justin. Finding a phone is not grounds for any type of enforcement. And publicly naming an individual is grounds for a civil suit. So I call BS.
Cat burglar has a new meaning 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That feline is going to steal your food, your girl and explain to you why this is all Okay. And you should bring those other girls around , Y'know, just for check ups.
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Tyrone knew 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Dayummm , is that a '72 Chevy Impala 8 cyl auto?
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Twitter is a magical place 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
This amazing individual is fantastic! Fabulous! And I'm pretty sure she was still on the drugs from the dentist. You don't assault people with your own blood. There are laws. She might have interacted with an individual that she felt catcalled her. He might have. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Some jerk whistled at her between her Uber and her apartment. Unless he was her doorman or helped her up in the elevator, I'm pretty sure she just made all this up.
Doesn't sound too bad tbh 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
They also go to bed right after Mamma's Family and Matlock at 6:45 PM.
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White roast 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You so white Sephora (https://www.sephora.com/) does not even have a bronzer for you. They recommend SPF 250.
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White roast 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Look , you so white, your folks cut up hot dogs and put them in the spaghetti. We all know . And we don't even say anything.
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White roast 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
If you were any whiter you'd be see through. They make movies about ghosts who aren't as white as you.
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How people use public toilets 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Don't even ask about the "Ladies" restroom. Even Obi Wan would not enter that hive of scum and villainy.
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Manager has no chill 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Agreed. I'm generally non-violent. But that's an ass kicking, with staples to the knees and a mouse up the.....well anyway. It would make me aggressive.
When you overpack 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Which bag has the chainsaw? And which has the shovel?
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How people use public toilets 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
As a former McDonald's manager I can say that this graphic representation is correct.
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It's not a man purse, it's a satchel 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Dude has the chip keeper on the hip.
Very useless 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
As amazing as the Nokia was, if you exposed it to rain it would die.
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