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Try it 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Has absolutely nothing to do with this.
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So much was at steak 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
We needed a Stake sauce because Lincoln was killing all the vampires.
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Spain trip 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
One way or round trip? And remember one way has to include some form of marriage.
Spain trip 10 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Y'know sitting at the back of the plane and two changes would be worth $3000 to me. Maybe not you. I'm just saying.
Why Australians lock their doors 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Good heavens. Are you a writer in the Jurassic World series?
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Damn true 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Adorkable. , it's adorkable when it's people now. It's adorable with animals. But if it's sapiens it's adorkable.
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Bamboozled 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I used to live on a place numbered 4. OK, It was at the end of the cul-de-sac. There were three houses. Somehow the USPS decided F-It 1, 2 4. And then frequently when things were shipped to 4 they were all 'Uhm whatever. Only three houses here. Doesn't exist."
Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
"was given and is their figure for “middle class” families of a combined income of $50-mid 100k a year. Lower income families average around $174k, "
So there were two thumbs up to Guest's statement that said this. Do you two even do math?
Hmmm 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
City would have noticed. I'm believing he had a secret nuclear power station. I mean he hid a laboratory from everybody except his annoying sister.
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Jeff 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Jeff Goldblum: Hey look, this is uhmmm it's a plant.
Boom . Money!
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Barack meets Barack 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Those teefs. Even the white guy in the back got dem teefs out.
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Smooth 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Was she surprised? Did she follow through? Girls be lying sometimes.
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Spain trip 10 comments
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Breakfast in jail 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
It's a pancake with biscuits and gravy? Maybe an egg thing, omelette.
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Makes sense to me... (The Objective of Golf) 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Golf is people getting angry at themselves because they could have done a little bit better. It's life on a short term scale. It's also an amazing reason to wave down the beer cart girl and tip her really well. And gentlemen, that's life.
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Why Australians lock their doors 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And the crocs. Roos, crocs and the koalas. Roos crocs,koalas and sloths. And your cousin Steve with the Ute. Uhm just lock the damn door.
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He stares into your soul 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Without the comic I just assumed it was the clock on the microwave that I never reset.
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Nerd 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Oh and Sasha Grey is aging well.
Nerd 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Part of the appeal, and I'm not making a sexist comment,(Which means anything I comment will be sexist] was the tight work shirt and perky attitude.
Evening stroll 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Everything is cool when your part of a team
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That's 13 K per year. A little over 1K per month . I have no idea who's a$$pulled that number out and handed it off. Butt it seems a bit high.
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Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
They had 2 more kids so that man had 16 kids.
OK. I like you and I love your posts. But right there I was like Dafuq? There were already 3 kids and she had 2 more? How , and maybe I live somewhere that costs too much, but how is 5 even a sustainable decision?
Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And frequently salty.
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The sowjet cars could park themself before it was cool 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Where exactly the hell were they going? I mean I get dumb. But ????
Damn true 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
My ex would wake me up and say" Dammit your snoring woke me up." So a few months later we agreed to audio record us sleeping. This amazing intelligent beautiful individual was literally snoring loud enough to wake herself up and punch me for waking her up.
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