TheZombie

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Not everyone is fat 4 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
They were, back in this day and age it was extremely rare for someone to be overweight, people need to understand this before they get all pissy and offended. People were starving, not overeating.
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Hamster mansion 3 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
I would watch this if it were a reality tv show
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Les Stroud is badass 38 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Mgoveia, I have never agreed with you before but you are dead on in this argument. Les would never have to stay at a hotel because hes a trained professional who dosn't feel the need to drag along a crew of film makers and other junk that isn't essential to his ultament survival.
Les Stroud is badass 38 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
No. Fucking. Truer. Post.
I'll click on yes 7 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Yes
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A different look on fairytales 12 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
I love Alice Carrol, she's all like, I'm hot and high, whatcha gonna do about it?
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To the ladies' changeroom! 16 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Welcome Kungfupants! :)
Realistic spoon drawing 9 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
It's sad that the fake spoon looks for realistic than the actual spoon
The feels 41 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
I'm not crying....squidward just left the onions out....
A 14th century medieval tavern in prague 12 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Yes! I'm not the only one!
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This is so wrong 32 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
She's all like, fuck, I'm stuck with him now huh?
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Everything makes so much sense now 18 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
I would check him out on YouTube if I could
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Disappoint 8 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
I was thinking the same thing
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That would be romantic it if made sense 19 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Not really sure, people assumed I was a guy, I'm a chick also :)
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Paulsmith.tumblr.com 15 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Not entirely sure, it's probably not a good idea
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Dad's alternative to a "no trespassing" sign 4 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
It's like amen, But with fucking in the middle
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A printer that uses pencil to print your documents 10 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
True, I print out alot of random crap, so this could come in handy, make it look more artsy
Knight in shining armour 8 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Nice, I might have to check out this website because this was hilarious
Celebrities these days 28 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Im a woman, for your information, and I have an opinion just like everyone else
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Friend's cake cracked in the oven. She dealt with it well 13 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Uniat glanced at it and was like....the cake of saten
Run! 8 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
....no. Dude, she's gonna kill you in your sleep
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Lady b*ners 11 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Don't fucking judge me, I'm an innocent person
Gang sign 4 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
Same here, we can't even carry bookbags
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Too perfect 4 comments
thezombie · 11 years ago
I love this man!!!