TheHatman

thehatman


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These kittens laid down the TRUTH. 17 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
are you a white cis male? probably. also, trans people are people, not fucking dogs. it ins't like they don't have rights. unlike dogs. #isupportdogsrights
These kittens laid down the TRUTH. 17 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
PREACH
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God dammit organs, that's the third time this month 10 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
HEARTS CAN SHOOT FIRE? DAMN
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Tumblr: Making you cry since 2007 22 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
tipping intensifies?
If I was a teacher... 46 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
nope, just correcting you. you used pony in place of bitch , thus implying they are one and the same. they are not. a pony is a species of small horse (latin name Equus Ferus Caballus) that on average is less than 14.2 hands tall at the withers. a bitch is a female dog (latin name Canis Familiaris) which is very much not a horse.
What If Hermione Was The Main Character? 24 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
it was a calmthelovelytits joke.
If I was a teacher... 46 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
*bitch please
Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk. 69 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
natural slection
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Well... *I* thought it was funny 7 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
literally everything i post
Do you? 19 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
ah say i do, ah say, ah say.
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I'm with you Ellen 4 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
Blue tang fish (dory's species) actually have caudal spines (spikes on the tailfin) and thus are dangerous to handle. *cue the more you know theme*
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The western blind snake looks so happy 21 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
I WANT ONE
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Who here likes useful tools? 9 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
what's the 2nd one?
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Decisions, decisions.... 5 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
wow. they're pretty good, then.
The perfect partner 5 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
but...you cook bacon in a pan or on a griddle.....
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2spooky4me 22 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
no, i understand. i was just messed up by this. the dad wanted to survive becasue there really WAS a monster and he killed his kid.
AOL is in a category with Internet explorer, MySpace, and Google plus 7 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
something before your time. fucking noob.
Welcome to Belgium 11 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
No this is tumblr 13 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
no wait my bad its a dolphin
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What If Hermione Was The Main Character? 24 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
woah, hold off, guys. rest your breasts.
Contrast in crops 4 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
France, everyone. *applause*
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Bone skull ring 9 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
BUY NOW BUTTON WHAT THE FUCK
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Decisions, decisions.... 5 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
WHAT THESE EXISTS XKCD Y U NO NOTIFY ME OF THIS
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If I was a teacher... 46 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
EVERYONE HATES YOU AND I
The "shadow" of a Hiroshima victim, permanently etched 21 comments
thehatman · 10 years ago
no, it's people who are all like WOAH AMERICAS THE BEST FUCK YOU RUSSIA WOAH FREEEEDUM