Is that Apu holding the shirt in the image on the left
(I guessed on how to spell his name)

I've gotten out of the friendzone and I'm not named Ron, or even had a pet rat. Mabey you just have to have reccive geans, because I'm a ginger, and ginger geans are ressive, like that of a blond.

Am I the only person who read that in his voice?

Oh my god! Thank you kind sir or madam! I've never known how this worked

No. You don't say "Dr. Who." You've got to spell it out. Doctor Who.

Just like that restraining order he has on you

I'm with fuckinglesbain with this one

The Pulp Fiction one tho

Jokes on you, I actually like that song
Also good story, really fucking spoke to me, almost cried at the end

When my cherish walks buy and I try to act cool

I love being a ginger! It's like "bitch, I will seduce you and steal your soul. BAM, WHAT!

I don't care what she says, I will ALWAYS hate Lorde... BUT I never said I don't agree with what she's saying

Keep him

What. The. Legitimate. Flying. Dildo.

Hey, I'm in public school and not everyone is like that, most of the ... Half the... 95% of the ... Nah it's exactly like that

Gotta catch em all (Pokémon music playing in the background)

What are we baking here?

I'd be bewilderd and ask myself "when the fuck did I get a garden?"

I feel like I just looked at a really cool post but I don't remember