Trust Captain Jack to be posting pics of people with big mouths
*Wink*

“Poldi, our little owl is 1,5 years old. I got him when he was five months old. He didn’t want to come out his egg and he was very small, the smallest. His six sisters were all hatched, and as he was the last to be born, days after the others, he was very small." The Photographer. Here are the other photos that happened on that day http://www.boredpanda.com/owl-hiding-from-rain-mushroom-podli-tanja-brandt/

Grand Papa bless

Daddy long legs's and huntsmen are venomous, But humans are fine as they have itsy bitsy little fangs which cant inject into humans, But the bite still hurts a tad ~A Local aussie recently bitten. Oh and for some fucking reason, some australians are immune to red back bites and they just end up like mozzie bites, We also have a spider called a whitetail which could effect you like a mozzie, or it could make all of the flesh in that area begin to deteriorate

Art in my opinion, If it is something made to appeal the eyes of someone, and not just to spray your "tag" then I can see the beauty in it

This war of mine, Binding of Issac (If you aren't an easily offended christian) Borderlands trilogy, Skyrim, Fallout 4, Oblivion (It's hard to get into, but the story is far better then skyrim), Overwatch, team Fortress 2, terraria, Portal 1 and 2, Life is Strange (Holy Fuck thats good), Saints rows are good for laughs. That's all I can be bothered listing

From experience, I know that unless the nerf gun has been tampered with, the bullet will fly at most 2 metres. my little brother tried to shoot me with one of these. It bounced off

You have no idea how tempting it is to upload a selfie now, Just because of this post

How to people manage to look good in selfies?