Why the fuck, would you go to a party if your gpa is crap instead of actually working on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG8oMnsmQQM

evil genius

HAVE NO FEAR! FOR THEALMIGHTYPENIS IS HERE! Be yourself, and be confident with it! If you see a girl u have an inkling for try using a derpy pickup line or try entering the conversation! worse comes to worse she says no, and you move on!

I was so happy when at the end of the episode it shows him with his very alive dog. :)

Squidward is 10,000,000% done

not really, shes kind of a dumbass rlly. I mean have you listened to any of her songs lyrics?

"first"

Im listening to a song and its going perfectly with the beat

Usually a pun title would've made me happy. but jesus this pun is as overused as the song.

This is why heath's joker and nolans dark knight series (excluding rises), were the best comic hero movies.

And to anyone with an android, Laugh hysterically while staring at your friend desperately trying to put on a spring onto the cable.

Unless you're a florida resident. At 10 years old i've already been there 5 times.

consuela!? NO, NOOO, U CLEAN!

If you didn't read this in his voice your deserve to rot in hell.