Oh, you're not an asshole! You can't take on responsibility for everything bad that happens in this world, you just have to take care of yourself and be happy. This boy probably also got cake and presents and had a great day, despite his illness. You just have to find something worth living for, and I strongly recommend crafting (crocheting/knitting). Just grab some cheap yarn and a hook, google some easy patterns and you're good to go! You'll be able to make lots of nice stuff, and if you want to do good, there are several projects going to crochet/knit stuff for sick children. I do it all the time, often while watching TV or on the bus, and I never feel as calm and happy as in those moments.

That's my point, coffins shouldn't have to be made in kid sizes. Yeez.

I have three things to say:
1: Thanks for giving me the long wanted answer to this question (seriously, why don't they teach you these things in sex ed?)
2: I have heard that wearing really tight pants can cause reduced fertility.
3: Back in the good ol' days, when you had a tailor sew up your pants here in Sweden, you could ask for "PTV" or "PTH". This means "penis till väster/höger" which translates into "penis to the left/right", depending on which side your penis "preferred", to use Pebble's words :P

But... How can it hang when you're wearing underwear? Are boys' underwear bigger on the inside or something?

Just google it!

He played Casanova before the Doctor, but I agree with you ;) But if you liked him as the Doctor, you should totally watch Casanova, it's almost the same character! (It's on Netflix)

I dont really get what you mean, could you explain?

You are most welcome! Merry Christmas, my dear friend! :)

God Jul! :D

Åh nej, det verkar vara ett helt gäng av oss här! En mycket God Jul till dig, kära svenne! :)

Yay! :D

Are you saying we're not real? :'( (I get what you mean, though ;) )

I've been jumping with joy the whole day, because friends of mine managed to get BBC one on their TV (no idea how) and they invited me and my brother over, so we watched it "live", and it was epic! It was amazing! Aaah, I think I'm just gonna fangirl myself to sleep now.