the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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CHINA 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
That's the patented anti-retention holster
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This, of course, could only happen in Florida 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Yes but as long as actual people are involved there will always be risks, however small they might be
This, of course, could only happen in Florida 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Now bear in mind this was before anybody really knew or understood the risks of nuclear power. Back then it was just an "exciting technology of tomorrow"
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A new zombie movie 36 comments
Jolene, jolene, jolene, joleeeeennne 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeeeennnne
I'll leave my man for you Jolene
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I'll leave my man for you Jolene
He was an essential NPC, we're screwed now 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I can't either now that I look it up
that was something I thought I had heard was part of a plea deal shortly after he was first arrested, but now looking it up I must have gotten it mixed up with articles about a plea deal in a previous case in 2007. Sorry about that, I'll leave the comment as-is for posterity
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that was something I thought I had heard was part of a plea deal shortly after he was first arrested, but now looking it up I must have gotten it mixed up with articles about a plea deal in a previous case in 2007. Sorry about that, I'll leave the comment as-is for posterity
He was an essential NPC, we're screwed now 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Jeffery Epstein. Former pedo, wallstreet financier and current dead guy. Shortly before he was supposed to deliver a testimony many think would have linked quite a few high profile politicians, especially the Clintons, to some pretty nasty shit, he "committed suicide" while on suicide watch in a high security prison, at a time when, conveniently, the security cams were offline, and the guards weren't at their posts. Conspiracy theories abound.
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I like my weird thing 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
There's this nice old couple who comes around our lake every summer who sells kites and little tourist trinkets, and among their wares is a selection of wind socks, one of which is shaped like a bass. I purchased one such wind sock
I like my weird thing 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Me with my largemouth bass wind sock I bought from the kite people
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We live in a society 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
We've realized that ink lasts longer than clothes, and thus is the better investment
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Italian castle 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
That's actually a super neat castle. It was built as a fortification for the port on the south side of lake garda
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Parry this you filthy casual 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I dont know about breaking wrists, but it damn sure wouldn't be pleasant to shoot
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When do you like your banana? 7 comments
Area51 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I mean regardless of that avatar is just Disney's pocahontas in space
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Moving on 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Reminds me of the time I raced another dodge down the interstate for like 40 miles, just for him to wave and turn off. I was crushed
Shiny 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I dunno, it's just really grating to listen to. Maybe it's the way the voice actor sings? or the way its arranged? I really can't pin it down
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Shiny 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Moana was a good movie, but I'm in the apparent minority who thinks shiny is a terrible song
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My mom is afraid of birds and now I get why 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Oh fuck yeah man fowl are vicious. People up here keep Guinea fowl as a sort of yard guard. If anything's just a little out of sorts they'll sound the war cry and go on a tear. They've been known to fight foxes and even coyotes, and fucking WIN
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For those of you worried about the future 12 comments
Online shopping sucks 4 comments
I want some of whatever Whatculture's smoking 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
The OG predator? Without a doubt. But the new "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" knockoff? Nah
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'Merica 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Actually sueing a friend/family member or even yourself for an insurance payout is way more common than you'd think
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