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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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So peple like organic food 22 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

It's in the water too?!? Is nothing safe?!?

Beautiful eyes... Wait 13 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

One of these things is not like the others...

Why can't I hold all dem feelings? 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Is this from something? Cool artwork regardless but i am curious.

Have you met Jurassic Park Pepe yet? 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

"Welcome... to jurassic meme!"

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The Billionaires New Groove 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Artists of funsubstance, i call upon you to make this happen, immediately

Ridiculously photogenic... Catfish? 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Such a happy lil guy. :)

School in 2.5 weeks ... 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I have to go back the 14th :(
Kinda early but we get out pretty early

School in 2.5 weeks ... 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Senior year motherf**kers!

Well that's a bad shot 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I guess you could say it was a *puts on glasses* pot shot

My first car 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

These were the shit back in the day, pretty sure i still have mine somewhere

If only 39 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

The comic or the toy?

callmebruce 25 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I sense an impending shitstorm

Superman’s cape isn’t going to flap around in the wind by itself! 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I always thought they filmed these in front of a big fan. Huh.

What if this was real 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I would be vastly more disturbed by this than by cockroaches

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I thought it was really cute at first, but then it dawned on me and now im just sitting here sad af

Old 25 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Does anybody know the name of this comic?

Abandoned VW bus that was once someone's home, deep in the forests of Norway 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I love stuff like this, more plz

Which one would you choose? 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Put em together and what do you get? A hangover

What's your favorite type of joker? 35 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I'll have to see how suicide squad goes before I decide

Cuteness overload 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Sea puppies!

Nope 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Hey now, what's wrong with being a Huskers fan?!?

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Why I watch Mad Max with closed captioning on 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

The entire movie summed up in one picture. I love it. :)

I need clarification: does this actually happen? 91 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I'm pretty sure if you tried walking into a place here in Nebraska with a long arm across your chest like a jackass you'd be on the ground. I'm all for open carry, but there is NO need for a frickin AR-15 in wally world. Idiots

Someone paid with this at the store I work at today 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

You can only use it to buy TP

Everyday is Independence Day! 26 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Fair point, you win #gotrekt