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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Forest ocean 21 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

That would be awesome

I took his life 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Don't mess with Bulldogs, man. They'll fuck you up

I know that feel bro 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

But.. Jango's not a clone...

Level 0.5 kaiju 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

All hail the crustacean overlords!

Level 0.5 kaiju 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

The revolution begins...

Freckles can be beautiful 26 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

What'chu mean can be? They always are

Average human 49 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

The future's gonna be beautiful, then

Aging with toy story 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Kinda looks like markiplier

Choose wisely 41 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I can't decide between jimi or Johnny, please don't make me choose!

Man's best friend 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

God bless dogs

I get jealous of the kids that longboard 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I never realized how right this is until I started doing college visits

You're not furry, but I'll still cuddle with you 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Still adorable though

For those who will have trouble growing a beard or mustache 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I had to shave mine :(

Nic cage Morning 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Majestic

Falling in love 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Meh, they both have the capacity to leave you broke and confused

Talent in one eyebrow 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

He kinda reminds me of prince John from the Old Disney movie

I miss these 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I wanted to make a joke about nightmares, but I just about died laughing when I saw this

I'd just like to quickly share my proudest achievement 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Sweet, what'd you build?

A playground in the sea 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

Why must you tease me with summer? It's so cold here

Unforgettable childhood memories 52 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

I had the dog one for the longest time... Forgot what they're called, though.

Always 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago

.... But also kinda funny in a twisted sorta way

If you could choose one 52 comments

the_average_gatsby · 10 years ago

Fury

Let's play a game! 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 10 years ago

Razor blades, cake mix, and frosting