Damn boy, I'd like a piece of that cake

When you heave waaayyyyy to much free time

Everybody get home safe tonight

My childhood

I was really disappointed when my hogwarts letter didn't come

Where is that?

This is a special kind of stupid, it's not regular stupid, it's advanced stupid

How does that even happen??

It looks like something out of doctor suess

Even better than surround sound

When you tell them you just want a trim, and they cut it all off

I love Christmas lights! I'm so sad they are leaving

100% me

Every year is always the worst

All media is biased, it's not just America

Basically, life's never gonna be amazing, no year is ever just gonna be great

save and protorize, eat out less, spend less, make traveling your number one priority! (Aside from essentials) if you really want to, 9/10 you can make it happen

I'd recommended either therapy or beheading