Do you even mustache?

This accurately sums up my life choices

When I scroll down his shoulders shrug. ....anyone else? .....no? .....well...I guess I'm on drugs... -__-

Unless your first rate is someone else's second rate, in which case a single tear shall be shed for you.

I hope she answered no in the same way he asked

Thought he was about to snort some

I'll used the time you saved me to clean your litter box and feed you.

Pi

Iron Bird

Wouldn't want to get on this guy's bad side

You're no longer my bae not even on ebay

It's spice to meet you

"I'm just gonna stand here totally naked and cover my face."

"Now the moment of truth was upon us."

Mary is personal trainer: "Jesus just one more"