What if the reason some parts of the food get hotter is because some of the eyes are blinking?

I actually know someone who works in a factory like this.

Fuck this place in particular.

What irritates me is that his feet look better in flats than mine do.

This makes me so happy

Wise words from sircuddlebuns.

I'm a 34J. I literally cannot find bras under $150. So I only have one.

How do you even...

Isn't it a bit alarming when the people on tumblr know your exact life?

I AM AT A FAMILY GATHERING AND I CANT STOP CRYING

This is what I imagine extremely obese people look like when they run

I think you'll find the title should be "cos that's how we roll"

This cat harvests the souls of the living.

There's never a wrong time for Napoleon

Could you post the link to the stuff that got cut off?

Millennia

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

I wonder if he drew little diagrams

Damn though, that being is attractive