God, I wish more people would understand this about me. I get asked if I'm deaf like twice a month at my school.

Thank you, funsubstance, for the nightmares.

I can't breathe!!

Aww, I was kind of hoping it'd be one couple's story

I get excited for the apartment my dad is sure to get me for my birthday. Every single year. Last year, I got a Canadian Tire gift card.

Things like this made me proud to be Canadian.

Empire in Victoria?

They look like they've seen some sh*t.

I spend three and a half hours just checking funsubstance to see if anything's changed.

Why must you make me feel so?

I feel like doing this some days. Namely all days.

I just spent like five minutes wondering what "female sperm" was.

This man is a god.

Ah nostalgia, thou art a heartless b*tch.

RIP madiba

I believe what we need here is Ron Weasley.

This is me trying to do projects. Except I don't get up quite as often. I basically just fall down.

*ROAR!!!!!!* unaccustomed as I am...