This hurts my eyes

Defo just her

Penguins can own guns but I can't, I'll call shenanigans

I am on the naughty list because I couldn't find the email from the Chinese Post Office

I was about to say it doesn't look much longer then I seen the hair in the mirror

I hate all types of beans

Funny

I hope you have a terrible night's sleep because of this

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me a good friend and a few other things

More Like 'Under New Management'"

Theres a creepy old man that lives across the street from me called Tim

This confused the fuck outta me

It's too pretty to be used

I woke up at like half 9 then was back asleep at like half 6

We need to fund this

The ultimate friendship

If I'm ever in a situation where I have to save a life I'm just gonna show this and let them die

Fuck communist Russia

YoU MeAn In MeXiCaN

Swans are vicious animals

With the reputation that peta has they'll end up killing it