Or maybe he did and you just didn't see him

Draw him like one of those French girls

Shes gonna get black eyes with those things

The only Christmas card I'll accept from now on

I dip my fries in the house with a lute

Walks with such sass

I wanna pet them but I don't wanna intrude on their space

I wanna pet this beast

I put a spell on you and now it's just a few days away from your life is over

FREE HAT!!

Why are you giving this brain dead moron air time

People will do anything for attention

General Kenobi!

Yellow buses over here are for the special needs kids

That's some talent right there

It's been a while since I've had some pizza

Learn to keep your mouth shut