I've only ever seen a racoon on the Web

Toe beans aren't the only beans I like

*Me snaking into heaven*

I'll trade my chocolate part for a vanilla part, anyone interested in a swap?

It looks like it's bilingual

I don't even order doordash anyway

Pspspspspsps

@cakelover

Just pretend to be an asylum seeker and you'll get one straight away

Imagine a pillow that stays cool forever

The prankster

Giving yourself a hug sometimes helps
@catfluff

I can remember a teacher stole one of my pens and i stole it back

@catfluff

And a lot of money

This would be way more terrifying than a t-rex

That'll never happen with me

*raises hand*

Who turned Barney into a frog

Going to the pub seems more fun