She likes to eat them

Since its a male it would be a mooseknuckle

Not fair, it's not my fault I can't own one

Not used to handling something that big ;)

How stupid can one man be

I'll have them all

Tbh I hate going to them myself

@xvarnah must be fun at parties

I asked her

I ain't eating anything vegan

I've a dog and 2 cats, the dog in the post is a spitting image of mine

It's trash, can't you read boi

I read last bit as "I blame it on the South"

You'd become the bigger douche if ya did

Racist!

Guys I'm trying to lose weight, I don't wanna keep eating all these crisps

I also call him a cunt on a daily basis