"For as long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing you..."

SQUWAK
Tu cara es una salchicha.

Moral of the Story: If you help kids, you become a Mexican gangbanger.

*cue Game of Thrones theme*

*opens legs*COUGH I mean *mind*

> "I'm unattractive."
> "No you're not."
> OHMYFUCKINGJESUSCHRISTONSTICKTHATWASSOOOFUCKINGSMOOTHIFANYTHINGGETSEVENSMOOTHERTHANTHISMYDICKWILLIMPLODEFROMTHESMOOTHNESSOFTHATSMOOTHIETHATBROUGHTALLTHEBOYSANDTHEGIRLSTOTHEIRYARD911WASACONSPIRACYWHATTHEHELLISGOINGONWITHTHISSITEISWEARIACTUALLYCANEVENYOUSALTYFUCKSOSMOOTH...

"Ahh yes... So there's a room full of liquor and then I dive in it?"

When real life hits after college.

... Says the hero that doesn't kill people.

Has anybody read Saga? One of the hookers looks exactly like this.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
*doves fly*

God he makes me wanna throw up sometimes.

The other Mufasa underneath looks hella confused.

You can't really ignore that part of the Circle of Life.

Has science gone too far?!
Let's try again...

Life...

Not today oxygen! Asphyxia's my homie now!!!