thatdangdawdler

thatdangdawdler


I try not be so hard on myself.... But I'll never be good at it. -_-

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America please... 18 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
@janedoe I'd want to as well, but then I remember that I go HAM when I shop at Costco.
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This is legitimately goals 3 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Hey, I heard soup cancelled her plans to see you.
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Homemade apple watch 5 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
I like the shift away from the touchscreen and back to the buttons.
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heil comfort 8 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Perfect for your lebensraum--I mean, living room.
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Seems legit 3 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Makin my way downtown...
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Beauty sleep, yeah sure 10 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Because sleeping is beautiful.
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This kid is going places 4 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
[to the title] Not with that statue.
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Reporter gets licked on live tv 3 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
But do the snozberries taste like snozberries?
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Quiet...The nap master is among us 6 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Looks like the Big Boss ran out of cardboard boxes.
Didn't see that "plot-twist" coming 21 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
The TRUE plot twist.
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Shit shit 11 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Mount Pinatubo in the Philippines.
Google Image Search is your unsung hero, people.
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That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
I think you misspelled the word "safe".
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They really grow up so fast 24 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
"__(insert verb)__ my __(insert noun)__ with your __(insert noun)__."
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The tarantula from hell 10 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
On a serious note, there needs to be a specific fungus in order to infect a specific species (mostly on insects). There hasn't been one found to infect humans... yet.
BUM BUM BUM
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The tarantula from hell 10 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
I'll bring the bottles if you got the bricks.
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mice mouse 7 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
I expected this from the guy who came up with the lyrics, "Oedipus was the first mothafuckaa!!!"
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Texting while flying 11 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Well whaddya know... He DOES bleed.
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Ellen's favorite tweets 4 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
"Thanks, man."
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I can psychicly rewind VHS tapes 5 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
@puddlestheduck Maybe that's your superpower??
*you tried* 7 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
The voice of reason.
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*you tried* 7 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
Get out of here with your slang, hooligan!
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Ellen's favorite tweets 4 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
"She had me at the fog machine under her bed."
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How to avoid awkward conversations 3 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
*Punctuation is key.
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AVENGERS ASSEMBLARGH 4 comments
thatdangdawdler · 9 years ago
ERMAGERD KERPTERN AMURIKURR
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