*starts blender*

*notices that their last name isn't Now*
FUCK!

I don't watch Doctor Who but I still find this hilarious.

I've been looking at life from the wrong angles.

Yep... That sums up my life accomplishments.

The line "HOLY CHEESE BALLS" made this even cuter.

Age warnings on porn websites be like...

If this were a Pokemon, I'd never use it in fear that it may die.

The carrots were already sliced. @_@

8 people might try this technique.

"Clean your room, ya slut!"
Yep... I'd make an awesome dad.

Bitches love tubs.

Yer a gay one, Harry.

That's what the internet's for!
*throws glittery kittens*

NYAAH!

Set fire to the 420! A room full of liquor and I shall swim in it. Any minors got some of that methamphetamine?

*nervously sweats as nearby friend sees "Cotton-Eyed Joe" on your ipod*

Scared, Potter?