His girlfriend was shot and killed at his house, and he's suspected of killing her.

I heard that if you also add some chocolate fudge sauce, it really brings out the flavour. AND it's got extra nutritional value!

Oh. You love my dad more?
Alright. I'll just wallow in my room.

He actually might be retiring, though (Justin Bieber.)

Guys, we'll never be as cool as Mulan, so don't fight about it.
It's all right.

It would just have lots of people to scratch without reason.

You're much more persevering than I am.

You're welcome. It's good to know that you appreciate pedantry.

But why should you?
No need to explain, when you can just laugh at their confusion!
The only person who understands you is you!

Ooooh, kneecap!
Too damn sexy.

Everyone loves his voice. I think they should make exam revision audio recordings with his voice, it would be so easy to remember.

I'm sorry, almost good enough, but not quite.

Dogity, actually, the 'man' is part of human.

They're called tunnels, I think.

Starbucks has milkshakes for everyone.

Supper time, dearies!
*rings a hand bell*

Think you're so cool, huh, Vinnie?
Sitting on the couch, being part of the story like you own the place.

Probably does, but he'd tell you it's 'not in the right context.'

Once, a had a nightmare that a boy in my class attacked me while I was driving in the car. He smashed the windows and everything.
Today, I can't even talk to him without being reminded of it.

Then he's all, "I'll distract you with an awesome movie, you'll forget it ever happened."

Yeah! The king dies, someone else dies, and other people die.

Everything. If you look at all his wise posts, you can tell that he thinks quite a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cbJbHC-v6M
Somewhere inside it, it's quite long.
It might not even be in it, but I think it is.