texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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More like a fiat Multipla I look 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I relate to this on a spirtual level
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JUST AS I IMAGINED 1 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
And shes the greatest good hes ever gonna get
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Fun time at work 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Then you noticed the testicles
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Airport feels 2 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I always go for the group hug first if I can then go 1v1. But when in doubt hug your mom first
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ITS GETTING CLOSER 15 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I come to you from the future.... It has happened
Ni hao ma 4 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
If there is no hysterical reaction chances are it was a no
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Perfect match doesn't exi 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Try it with a pitbull then id be impressed
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Me looking at you pics ;) 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Oh damn. Shes not even shy
"don't be sad hooman.. here.. cuddle me!" 6 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Ever think dogs are self aware of their cuteness
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Don't trust anyone 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Not sure if fake news or fake news of fake news
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That is terrifying 2 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Wait. Skyrim skeletons or dark souls skeletons two totally different things
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Ships 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
We need to send you back to freedom training.
So much for the tolerant left 17 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Oh shit i woke it
So much for the tolerant left 17 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
I thought you were canadian I read. "You fucking Nazi, eh"
Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Her face like "thats right bitch i got da booty"
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So much for the tolerant left 17 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
No idea dude. Someones been downvoting you.
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So much for the tolerant left 17 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
But thats Hermann Göering...an actual Nazi. But fair point Nazi has become a curse word
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Painful determined broad Deer 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Mine was better
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Painful determined broad Deer 8 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Ha not anymore
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Dirty talk 2 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Loved that episode. "what up Hollywood"
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Robot of the future 3 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Nah just a gymnast/ballerina
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Everyone knows our supreme leader, Kim Jon Um, created Jesus! 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
Hey jesus is my rock. Its in the songs man
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Maybe you shoulda gotten that degree instead 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
That too. Needs to be 1000 dollars a dude.
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Maybe you shoulda gotten that degree instead 5 comments
texasranger · 6 years ago
But STDs and wierdos
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