Aliens are assholes

Mo nica mo nica

"Frank, you moron, put me down"

So if black is the absense of color
Why are black people called colored people?

Apparently when octopi want to have sex, the male rips off it's penis and throws it to the female. Basically telling her to go fuck herself.

Im going to assume Taylor is already a tall woman who is wearing high heels in this picture

Corbin Bleu is Jesus?

Then it backfires by her saying "its okay son, I already knew"

Its graphics. Not giraffics. Hard g.

Two bananas, one peel

Wait you can die from too much masturbation?

This post made me yawn

I like how the other two are so serious looking while they fuck and then the wingwhale is just like "ayyyyeeee"