For some reason I read his name as "lil john wayne"
I need sleep

They're ducks?

I still do the last one

I have family in the country part of Pennsylvania and Upstate New York. I say things with a mixture of both accents, as well as the very faint southern accent of Virginia

I'm laughing. Am I a graphic designer dad?

Its not that the shoes make you healthier, they just offer better support than, say, flip flops or vans.

Girls can wear tank tops that are three fingertips wide, while guys can't wear them at all

I'm artistic and I've been vaccinated. Coincidence? I think not

Its hard being a single black mother when you're a gay asian male

Whats wro- *sees*
Sigh...

When you don't shave for a week

Blue shells ruin friendships too