For the longest time I thought it was a glitch on my phone making it look like that

Too much breaking of benjamin. What did the poor guy even do?

That mom though

"Feed me the souls of the unborn"

I once got into a conversation like this at Subway. The lady behind the counter was mixed or something(i forget what she was) and she goes "what kind of bread would like?" and I answered "white is the best"
I died from embarrassment on the inside

Well didn't they touch base with that? Hes an ice giant

Cool Runnings

Thats enough weed for you

I need that pen for my APs

Firefox has crashed

I mean, to be fair, that is a pretty good quote

Woah
Where did the party go?

Coatis

Oh god the horror

Kermit's first, and last, rocket launch did not go as well as he thought it would.

I wonder, how many people are going to vote for Hillary soley because shes a woman, and not look at her platform