If you'll have my cramps and blood loss for the week, sure

Oh god what if you could taste with it?

That was years ago. It wasn't recent

Black people are the funniest people

Yes, yes we can

Those are ribs

I imagined that....I actually imagined that...

Balalalala!

I think they're real. Fake boobs look more pushed up and firmer, while her's still have that teardrop shape, like real boobs.

My last name is italian but its not that hard of a name to pronounce. I'm not gonna say my last name but it ends in
"-one" and is pronounced "-own" and people always say it as "ownee"

There's bacteria everywhere. Why not live in hamster balls and never come in contact with each other?

Hell I'm sure even male gays will go "damn"

In 10th grade gym class me and some of my classmates had a swear contest where we invented new swear words. "Clitswiggle" won

*hisses and spits acid*

I had a substitute teacher who was calling out roll by everyone's full names, and he literally pronounced all three parts of my name wrong

Heck is where you go if you don't believe in Gosh. It sounds pretty bad to me

Adultier adults