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taeminnieah


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Biology 101 14 comments
taeminnieah · 8 years ago
Thats freakin scary
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LMAO 19 comments
taeminnieah · 8 years ago
God dammit
Princess 22 comments
taeminnieah · 8 years ago
*snaps fingers* I'm on it.
But I will only post things that are actually funny, I mean, thats what the site is for.
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Dude this would be awesome maybe tell us about his people 22 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Plot twist: He was born old.
Dammit mom 27 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
^^^^ Agree completely.
Idk, the thing i dont like about straight porn is the insane amount of fake moaning.
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Dammit mom 27 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Proof? Women like porn. Obviously Im not talking for the whole female population but, yeah.
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Everytime I'm in my local government office 16 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Chicken Little is awesome
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Well that took an unexpected twist 17 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
It's really really not that complicated
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Clothing sizes are just there to put down women! PLEASE LOVE ME LIKE MY PARENTS NEVER DID! 18 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
At least Im glad that there were people with common sense there
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Jedi school tuition fees skyrocketed 7 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
It's alright. It just kind of feels odd to me because Rey means King. I thought it was something like "Rei" or even "Ray"
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Jedi school tuition fees skyrocketed 7 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
"Rey" is spelled like that?
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I love this 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Oh well, I dont know if we're talking about the same ones, but yeah! Basically!
I remember years ago I watched a really cute show that featured a boy band taking care of three babies. The babies were of parents of different nationalities. Those babies really made me want to have kids someday for the first time ever. Not for their looks, more like them being so loving and funny, but I mean, if people would've been as extremist as they seem to be now, those babies wouldn't even exist.
I just think some ideas are too much.
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I love this 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
The instagram "culture defenders" (i dont know what to call them) confuse me a lot cause I am a minority so I get what they want to do, but then they also seem to be against people liking people outside their race or for example being fascinated with some mixed people and stuff and honestly I dont see anything wrong with tgat.
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Japan? 17 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I think its creative
Just many bros doing bro stuff... the usual 10 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
You guys are saying the samw thing so I dont know if its a reference or what ಠ__ಠ, but im gonna answer: yeah, for several years now!
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And a moat 27 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Location, location, location.
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Modern day Romeo and Juliet 17 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I dont know, I dont see it as a horrible thing. I think I see it as something entertaining for people who have ACTUALLY READ the real thing.
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If I date you 24 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Maybe I just feel this way because of past experiences. Ive been so into a relationship, that I imagine all my life with them, and when it ended I feel ashamed, sad and stupid for it.
I'd do the exact same 7 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Well that bone has to keep doing it's work
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If I date you 24 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Yes. I guess I just mean that, some people enjoy the present. And that doesnt mean im careless, just that yeah, if someone said that to me, I think I'd be stressed.
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If I date you 24 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I still find that overwhealming. No, maybe Im not dating you just to pass time, but to consider all of those things since the beggining... Isnt it too much?
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Wow, watermelons really changed over the centuries 15 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Well I dont think they're saying neither is wrong. Its just a comparison
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How the hell do you wear this? 14 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
All i can think of is that they are shorts with fake arms to tie a knot around your waist like when you take off your hoodie?
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When someone asks for d*ck size 4 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
The tables have turned
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Drama King 5 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I've asked my sister to play that video at my funeral on repeat.
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