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taeminnieah


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A mermaid 10 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I have purple hair. Kids I know from my music school havent treated me differently since I dyed it, and their parents either. They are all just nice!
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"Let me speak to your manager" 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
This is kind of how im feeling like, his face looks different with that hair and those clothes are nice, I think he might become standable. We'll see.
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Shower thoughts 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
The first one sounded silly to me, but it would be a chance to see Emma Watson as Hermione again!
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As a teenage girl, I am still going to have to have to go with Tom Hiddleston. 30 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
As a teenage girl, I'll say Megan.
Whats not to like?
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ad to promote healthy eating (look... now she's anorexic) 16 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Why would anyone not want hips. Those hips are great. Hips so nice, roundy and firm. Hips good.
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I asked my husband..... 11 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I dont get whats wrong with the raspberry and blueberry ones?
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They aren't mutually exclusive 11 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Oh my god yes. I remember having such a stressful time once here in FS, when a guy tried to convince me that I was wrong to think my country was the best in the world (even when I clearly said "to me". Not as a statement) because he had been here once and he knew this and that and ugh
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Little Johnny has no chill. 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Yeah in my group at university there's only six of us. It's pretty awesome actually
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Meet the badass Quetzalcoatlus 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
The word Quetzalcoatl is the name of a god from here in Mexico. So i guess its an aztec word. This thing must have lived in South America
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Why are green MandMs being sexualized? 10 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I havent seen m&m's ads like these in my country
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But Seriously Though.. 7 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
What's a pizza roll?
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Anon get rekt 11 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Well there are plenty of people who have sex in front of windows, i dont know if it counts
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When you forget to log in and post a comments as a guest 14 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Hahahha no no it wasnt you. Im afraid I dont remember exactly, she had "burton" on the username I think. But its not that she "sounded" jerky, as a guest she would go through the funsubster section, and insult girls, the classics, ugly, fat, why do you even post selfies, etc. I just came out of my silence when I saw her insult her OWN, and then play victim as user, to get sympathy or I dont know, just crazy. Another users also realized, it isnt some theory of mine hahah. The user closed their account when I confronted them and asked them to only apologize. They might be back, we cant know.
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When you forget to log in and post a comments as a guest 14 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
There was one person who did that and then came back in their account to say that that guest was her. And that's how I found out that in guest form she was a total jerk to everyone.
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What not to do in 15 countries 73 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Captain, about camping, a popular place is called Las Estacas. Its a huge park with an enormous camping area as well as other activities you can do there :)
Its not that far from the capital, Mexico City. I'd still encourage you to do your searches, since I'd like you to know your options :)
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What not to do in 15 countries 73 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
As a mexican I can confirm ours. Good luck to anyone if you're traveling! :)
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Stay calm 2 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Shaun of the Dead!
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Pokemon: The more you know 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Isnt pika something like sparks
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P*rn: 1 Women's magazines: 0 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
That last text though
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Please, just for one day! 4 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Warning labels are there mostly just so you wont sue
Women 10 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I always thought that girl looked like some fanmade OC. Was there any kind of contest for that or something?
There needs to be a movie about this. 22 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
This is literally the plot of Dead Rising 2
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I will just be sitting on the roof throwing stuff at them 21 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
The downside is that a sword is for close combat
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Hip to be square 9 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I know right. I had those pants when I was a tiny kid