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taeminnieah


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Please no! 12 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Around how old? 13?
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Venom body-paint 8 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
It's not trashy, it's superawesome in every way
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That's the reason why I love Emma 20 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Is that... Is that a giant white penis
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This film gets me every time 17 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I'm missing the point with this but, "cajones" means drawers...
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That would be great 18 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Like Cartoon Network's Boomerang?
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The struggle is real.. 7 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Janusface... This is a freaking drawing, seriously.
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Writing my English exam like.... 6 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
More than a decade ago, in the year 2002, three men of different age went to the hot beach and saw the blue, fresh water.
Is that better? I'm mexican, not a native english speaker.
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Search engines 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Settings where? Do anyone has an iphone so that they can guide me better?
Weird thing is, I never went on bing before that, so I don't know how it set itself..
m*sturbation 40 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I'm such a fan. It's a good thing to do when you're bored (if it's not inappropiate) or it is perfect to go to sleep.
It also helps me when I have a headache or anything like that.
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And he's the only black guy in Walhalla. I smell racism 17 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Racism? He's magnificent!
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Search engines 13 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
The searcher on my iphone changed to bing and I dont know what to do :(
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You Wouldn't Steal A Car 10 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
What is it reffering to?
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So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Man, you are so awesome and centered. I love you!
So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Thats absolutly true, I'm sorry you've been told otherwise.
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So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Oh deadpool you ~(◡‿◡✿) <3 thanks, it is really nice that you think it's awesome and not weird or creepy hahaha people tend to think it's all good until I mention the part about older people? So I really appreaciate it.
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Team Hiddles has no room for amateurs 11 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
No one is insulting anybody. If you're in a fandom and you can't take jokes about it, you're gonna have such a bad time
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So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Maybe you'll think I'm just saying or You've heard it but, there's really women (if you're straight) who dig it, like i said on my long comment back there, but this characteristic of yours is also not what you're all aboutc you know what I mean?
So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Here it goes:
I like anything that moves.
Well saying that sounds like too much but I'm pretty much into anything unless it is stained by an ugly personality (selfish, intolerant) I like both males and females.
In men, I like from younger than me (althought not illegal right) to older daddies, I'm not gonna lie. I'll like Tall, short, fit, fat, chubby. About skin tone or hair or eyes, Im really fascinated by anything so i don't go specificaly for one in particular.
In women Its the same, it can be younger or older than me. I really like thick thighs, and for me is the fuller the better, but I don't do skinny shaming, thin girls are so beautiful too. Again, any race is amazing, and mixed races too.
If i were cuter, I'd like to think of me as love in person.
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p*rnhub ad 87 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
I agree. I get mad when girls consider that their boyfriends watching porn as if it where cheating.
I'm glad we aren't like that, and that while maybe saying it is a big hobby of ours would sound weird, my girlfriend and I do enjoy it.
i think no one should feel guilty of doing it if it doesn't harm anything
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Eminem blatantly plagiarizing 12 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
It is mexican. I thought the guest meant spanish speaking?
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Sorry, ignore that text 19 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
"Bj is 30$ extra"
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Team Hiddles has no room for amateurs 11 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Just what I was thinking. Its funny
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p*rnhub ad 87 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
My girlfriend and I share porn
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Oh ma lawd 21 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Dun dun dun
That I didn't know. I still doubt they groww back
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mhhhhhmmmhhhh 19 comments
taeminnieah · 9 years ago
Wow, what the hell is your problem? Are you okay?
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